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Top 10 Couch Locking Strains
The thing with weed is that many strains induce different feelings at different levels. You may want a strain that makes you a bit giggly or more social. Your goal may be to improve creativity or focus. On occasion, however, you may want nothing more than to get wholly baked, lie on the sofa, eat through ALL the snacks, and binge-watch an entire box set.
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Why do you Want a Couch Locking Strain?
Sometimes there is nothing better when you are stressed out, had a hard week at work or want to forget all your problems. "Couch locking" strains can also be great for those suffering from chronic or persistent pain, helping them finally find a way to relax and sleep. If this sounds like something you need, read on for our top 10 best couch-locking strains and find the perfect fit for your chill time.
1. Orion F1
This auto-flowering F1 hybrid variety deserves a place in the grow room with a brief flowering period, delectable terpene profile, and powerful effects. In addition, Orion can boast exceptional genetic heritage, including Blue Mammoth Auto, Blue Dream, and Amnesia. If that is not enough, this superstar strain also boasts some of the best yields of all the F1 cultivars.
Featuring a deliciously rare terpene profile made up of top-tier levels of myrcene, ocimene and farnesene, you can expect a distinctive blend of freshness and sweetness to dance across your taste buds whether you are smoking a joint or hitting the bong. Orion F1 will envelop you in pure calm and relaxation. High levels of THC and a hint of CBG fuse with the exquisite blend of terpenes to deliver a stoning body high.
Orion F1
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Blue Mammoth Auto x Blue Dream x Amnesia |
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35 - 40 days |
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THC: Very high |
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Calming, Physically Relaxing, Stoned |
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65 - 70 days after germination |
2. Royal Domina
Royal Domina is the culmination of a melting pot of top-shelf genetics. Stemming from Black Domina (itself a descendant of Northern Lights, Ortega, Hash Plant, and Afghani) and Kalijah, Royal Domina boasts 85% indica genes and a heavy-hitting, sedative stone to match. Better yet, she makes for an exceptional grow in virtually any setup.
After germinating, Royal Domina seeds quickly grow into strong plants with broad, dark green leaves and tightly spaced nodes. By week 4–6 of veg, Royal Domina plants can measure between 25–35 cm. Thanks to her compact stature and tight nodes, Royal Domina is a prime candidate for SOG. Once in bloom, you'll see this strain stretch modestly, producing plants that measure 90–130 cm indoors and 140–180 cm outside. Under lights, Royal Domina plants need about 9 weeks to finish flowering and yield 525–575 g/m², while outdoor plants can be harvest-ready by early October and produce up to 600 g each.
Come the time to taste-test the fruits of your harvest, you'll enjoy chunky indica buds with fat calyxes, thick layers of resin, and complex aromas that are spicy, earthy, woody, and herbal. Packing 20% THC and rich terpenes, Royal Domina delivers a soothing, full-body stone that's perfect for resetting after a long, hard day.
Royal Domina
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Black Domina x Kalijah |
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525 - 575 gr/m2 |
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90 - 130 cm |
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9 - 10 weeks |
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THC: 20% |
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Sativa 15% Indica 85% |
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550 - 600 gr/plant |
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140 - 180 cm |
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Early October |
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Calming, Stoned |
3. ICE
ICE, or Indica Crystal Extreme, says it all with her name; this heavy indica queen delivers frosty, resin-drenched buds packed with earthy aromas/flavours and deeply relaxing effects. And all that comes as little surprise when you look at her family tree and realise that ICE is a descendant of Afghani, Northern Lights, and Skunk. With such all-star genes, it's no wonder she produces such spectacular yields with ease.
ICE seeds germinate extremely quickly. After 4–6 weeks, they will have grown into hardy vegetative plants measuring around 25 cm. Despite their 90% indica genes, ICE plants have pretty balanced growth traits, producing elongated leaves and moderately spaced nodes that lend themselves perfectly to LST. After stretching as they enter bloom, mature ICE plants measure between 80–120 cm indoors and up to 200 cm outdoors. After flowering for 8–10 weeks, ICE plants can yield up to 450 g/m² inside, while outdoor plants can deliver 550 g each by September—nice and early, ideal for cooler climates.
Thanks to her strong indica genetics, ICE produces dank, dense, and hard buds riddled with frosty resin and beautiful dark purple highlights—a perfect strain for those who like to make their own extractions. Crack the lid off your curing jars and enjoy as the house fills with a rich, spicy, earthy, and minty aroma. Then, light her up and, after just a few tokes, you'll feel your body melt away and your mind clear. Enjoy ICE as you sink into the couch and indulge in your favourite series, movie, or video game.
4. Royal Gorilla Auto
Need a heavy harvest and an even heavier stone in express time? Look no further—Royal Gorilla Auto harbours Gorilla, Cookies, and ruderalis genetics to deliver all that and much more. Indica-dominant, these compact plants make a great addition to virtually any garden. Even in the hands of inexperienced growers, this trusty, reliable, and hardy auto delivers exceptional yields of dense and fragrant flowers that pack a deeply soothing high.
Given their autoflowering genetics, Royal Gorilla Auto seeds are best planted in their final containers. Expect them to pop their bright green cotyledons out of the soil after about 8 days, and to naturally transition into bloom roughly 3–4 weeks after germination. Royal Gorilla Auto plants typically measure around 20 cm at the end of their short yet very productive veg cycle. Once in bloom, Royal Gorilla Auto plants stretch notably, reaching max heights of 70–100 cm indoors and up to 140 cm outdoors. After 6‒8 weeks of bloom (total life cycle of 10–12 weeks after germinating), Royal Gorilla Auto plants can be harvested, yielding up to 400 g/m² indoors and up to 170 g/plant outside.
Thanks to her solid genetics, Royal Gorilla Auto produces dense, bright green flowers covered with shiny crystals that contain up to 20% THC and a mouth-watering mix of terpenes. Her aromas and flavours are delicious, mixing fruity, citric, and earthy notes, while her effects hit like a freight train. Light this one up at the end of a workday or on a rainy Sunday when you can ride out her hours-long stone in a comfortable spot and without guilt.
Royal Gorilla Auto
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Gorilla x Cookies x Ruderalis |
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325 - 400 gr/m2 |
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70 - 100 cm |
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6 - 8 weeks |
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THC: 20% |
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Sativa 30% Indica 50% Ruderalis 20% |
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120 - 170 gr/plant |
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80 - 140 cm |
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10 - 12 weeks after sprouting |
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Heavy, Physically Relaxing, Stoned |
5. Blue Mystic
The legends Blueberry and Northern Light created this Indica-dominant cultivar loaded with flavour. Blueberry is an award-winning strain known for its unique, sweet taste and deeply couch-locking effects.
Northern Light is a classic that has been stoning smokers for decades thanks to its Afghan and Thai heritage. The resulting "Blue Mystic" has an 80% indica genetic profile and a THC level of at least 18%. Blue Mystic will bring about a blissful sense of contentment, deep relaxation, and a gentle stream of inspiration. Blue Mystic is the perfect strain for lazy days and evenings relaxing alone or with friends.
Bushy in stature, Blue Mystic will be ready for harvest with a lively, sweet taste after eight weeks. But give it a little longer, and it will pay you back with a heavier body-stoned effect.
Blue Mystic
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Oregon Blueberry x Northern Light |
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375 - 425 gr/m2 |
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60 - 100 cm |
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8 - 9 weeks |
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THC: 18% |
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Sativa 20% Indica 80% |
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400 - 450 gr/plant |
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180 - 220 cm |
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October |
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Stoned |
6. Somango XL
Somango XL was created to meet the demand for a strain with a powerful, classic high without the side dish of tiredness. Created from two productive and robust plants, Somango and Critical 47. This hybrid's popularity has gone from strength to strength.
The subsequent effect comes on very quickly, bringing about a calming feeling of peaceful clarity without feeling tired. The high is strong and can last for several hours as it is 18% THC. It is an excellent cultivar for inspiration and creativity.
Somango feminized has a genetic ratio of 25% sativa and 75% indica. Suitable for growers of all experiences, the plant grows very condensed; mature plants show flecks of soft purple hues and buds dusted with a fine coat of crystals that can be harvested after eight weeks of flowering.
Somango XL
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Somango x Critical 47 |
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525 - 575 gr/m2 |
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60 - 100 cm |
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8 - 10 weeks |
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THC: 18% |
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Sativa 25% Indica 75% |
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550 - 600 gr/plant |
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120 - 200 cm |
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Late September |
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Powerful , Stoned |
7. Sweet ZZ Auto
Auto flowering strains are easy to grow, but photoperiod strains give better yields. Sweet ZZ Auto combines these traits in an easy grower that produces a harvest that rivals most photoperiods.
Premium parent strains were selected for exceptional yield and taste. Zkittlez was chosen for its award-winning taste, smell, and high indica relaxing effect. Diesel Auto was the perfect option to bring some premium auto-flowering genetics. Sweet ZZ Auto gives a predominantly stoning high that targets the body.
With a THC level of 18%, this one will slam you with a soothing effect that will clean up all anxiety and stress. An array of relaxing terpenes includes caryophyllene, limonene, spice, and pepper notes.
Sweet ZZ Auto
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Sweet ZZ x Diesel Auto |
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350 - 400 gr/m2 |
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70 - 120 cm |
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6 - 7 weeks |
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THC: 18% |
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Sativa 35% Indica 60% Ruderalis 5% |
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90 - 175 gr/plant |
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100 - 120 cm |
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9 - 11 weeks after sprouting |
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Stoned |
8. Special Queen 1 Auto
If you love Skunk, then this is the strain for you. Like the feminized photoperiod Special Queen 1, this auto version stems from Power Bud—a delicious and easy-to-grow Skunk offspring beloved for its dank aromas, high potency, and exceptional growth traits. Though only slightly indica dominant, Special Queen 1 Auto delivers dank and frosty flowers that offer a long-lasting stone ideal for when you want to forget your troubles and melt into the couch.
Just 3 weeks after germinating your Special Queen 1 Auto seeds, your garden should be home to healthy-looking plants standing around 15 cm tall and boasting dark green, leathery leaves. Naturally transitioning into bloom 3–4 weeks after germination, Special Queen 1 Auto plants stretch modestly, reaching no more than 120 cm inside or outdoors. Their bloom phase can last 6–8 weeks, meaning your plants can be harvest-ready just 12 weeks after germination. Expect to cut down brawny plants capable of yielding up to 450 g/m² inside and 175 g/plant when grown under the sun.
Come harvest-time, Special Queen 1 Auto plants will be loaded with long, heavy flowers made up of tightly stacked calyxes and bright orange pistils. Her frosty resin packs a mix of earthy, fruity, and skunky aromas and flavours—a clear homage to the best strains of the 1990s. Light her up and, after she's done seducing your nostrils and palate, Special Queen 1 Auto will get to work relaxing your body and mind, leaving you glued to the couch and ready to relax.
Special Queen 1 Auto
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Power Bud x Big Skunk Auto |
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400 - 450 gr/m2 |
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70 - 120 cm |
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6 - 8 weeks |
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THC: 18% |
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Sativa 45%, Indica 50%, Ruderalis 5% |
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90 - 175 gr/plant |
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80 - 120 cm |
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10 - 12 weeks after sprouting |
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Physically Relaxing, Stoned |
9. Royal Cheese Auto
Royal Cheese is beloved by many for its uniquely pungent cheesy aroma and flavour. Now enjoy this legendary Indica dominant strain in a smaller and easier-to-manage package. This "god-tier" Auto is a ferocious mix of Cheese and Royal Critical combined with the hardy genes of cannabis ruderalis.
The Cheese family of strains holds a legendary status with many thanks to the 1990s UK rave scene, remaining one of the most distinct terpene profiles out there. Much like the original, this auto variety emanates a spicy aroma and intense taste of sour cheese, earth, and spices. Royal Cheese Automatic is an excellent strain for those who want the benefits of easy growth that auto-flowering strains offer.
Cheese Auto will grow to a maximum height of around 100cm and yield generously under prime conditions. With an average THC of 18% or more, this one will hit hard. The effect is classic couch-lock "chill and munchies". Be prepared for a solid physical impact, with a happy, euphoric sensation to follow.
Royal Cheese Auto
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Cheese x Royal Critical x Ruderalis |
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425 - 475 gr/m2 |
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60 - 100 cm |
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7 - 8 weeks |
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THC: 15% |
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Sativa 30% Indica 50% Ruderalis 20% |
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160 - 210 gr/plant |
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60 - 120 cm |
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11 - 12 weeks after sprouting |
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Physically Relaxing, Stoned |
10. Bubble Kush Auto
Bubble Kush Automatic is an indica dominant cultivar that results from cleverly crossbreeding the established heavy indica effects of OG Kush with the delicious, sweet flavours of Bubble Gum and the easy-grow genes of Critical Automatic.
You'll harvest these compact and sticky buds only 10–11 weeks after germination. An easy grower indoors or outdoors, this fine specimen will reward you with excellent yields. In addition, Bubble Kush Automatic produces a respectable THC level of around 16%. So, whilst you will be stoned and chilled, it won't take you too far down the rabbit hole where you can't do anything productive.
Instead, you will experience a degree of clarity and creativeness alongside your relaxed mood. Bubble Kush delivers a terpene profile of earthiness, fruit, pepper, and pine, adding deep flavour to match the relaxing vibes. A great "middle ground" strain for when you want to relax but still be able to get up for more than the pizza guy!
Bubble Kush Auto
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Bubble Gum x O.G. Kush x Critical Automatic |
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350 - 400 gr/m2 |
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70 - 100 cm |
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6 - 8 weeks |
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THC: 16% |
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Sativa 10% Indica 60% Ruderalis 30% |
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120 - 170 gr/plant |
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100 - 140 cm |
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10 – 11 weeks after sprouting |
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Sleepy, Stoned |
To Couch Lock, or not to Couch Lock?
Some days you need to chill a little bit harder than others, and this is where couch lock strains can be your best friend. Providing powerful stress-relieving benefits when used correctly, each strain can still have slightly different effects. In addition, with the introduction of auto genetics, many are more accessible to grow than ever! Hopefully, something on this list will bring you hours of much-needed mental and physical respite on your sofa. Just make sure you have plenty of snacks in.
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